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Farm Demotivational Poster


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville ***ist ***ism
Rating: 3.16/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?


BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!


TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

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ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are h** and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a ****?


FARMVILLE - Because something has to keep you from committing suicide


TAGS: farmville
Rating: 2.61/5

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Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:57 am
I had a dream that was life, but that is not it. That is not it!


TODAY'S WEATHER -


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm ph**o
Rating: 4.52/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!


FARMVILLE - Nothin' like an old childhood crush finding you and befriending you on FB 'coz he needs cows or some sh*t on Farmville.




THE BUMPER CROP -




FARMING WITH DYNAMITE -


TAGS: farming dynamite tresspassers wytch
Rating: 3.89/5

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DBONES2 - August 20, 2011, 11:15 pm
DARN a divorce option i didnt think of
Cloudchaser - August 15, 2011, 1:36 am
Also makes fishing easier


CHRISTMAS IN GERMANY - Baumfarm


TAGS: der tree farm
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:04 pm
Good Stuff .


Country Girl -


TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L


What's The Difference? -


TAGS: pzy september 11 cow farmer
Rating: 3.22/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
EmilioDumphque - September 14, 2014, 4:49 pm
You see, Larry? You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry, when you try to "find a stranger in the Alps"?
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:16 am
5L for calling it pzy!
Zetmonk - September 12, 2014, 12:45 pm
I almost enjoyed the low rating more than the poster. Stepped on some toe5!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2014, 1:03 am
Wasn't that the day somebody attacked those New Yorkers? Man-o-man, they must have been pissed off about something!
vindicator - September 11, 2014, 8:06 pm
dude thats f***ed up.
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha


BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




FARMVILLE - Unleash your inner redneck.


TAGS: farmville
Rating: 2.25/5

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dslohand - September 30, 2011, 11:16 pm
YES but i'll bet the bass boat is really kewl


USED FARM EQUIPMENT - And all this time you thought they discontinued that model.


TAGS: farm equipment
Rating: 3.54/5

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know_it_all - December 6, 2009, 3:49 pm
lol
Jingles - June 9, 2009, 4:43 pm
Nice post. Fat Redneck. Ancestors slave owners? *clap* *clap* *clap* Brilliant


FARM TOWN - It's the new Everquest (aka Ever-crack).


TAGS: games farm town computers online
Rating: 3.24/5

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Silcas - July 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Looks more like wow imo...


CYBORG -




I WISH I HAD LISTEN TO MY OLD MAN ! - And Stayed On The Farm !


TAGS: farm
Rating: 2.6/5

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USED COWS -




HARVEST MOON -


TAGS: farming humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:41 am

Uhhhhhh~~~yes!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 12:00 pm

It was so beautiful here. I was out there looking up and got tangled up in the soaker hose along the lilac bushes, No harm done, except to the DH, who'd wandered off with the flashlight. Good thing we live on acreage.
GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:42 am
Here in the Pacific North Wet, seeing the harvest moon is an occasion. So last night I got out the SLR, set up the tripod on the back deck…..wonderful sh**s. They’d have been suitable for framing….. if only I’d remembered the video card.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2013, 12:19 am
but....I need those things to grill next to my steak to convince the Mrs that I'm trying to eat healthy....d*** you Mother nature!!!!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 12:06 am

We live north of the flooding in Colorado. This was prompted because of the thousands of acres of onions and potatoes that are rotting in the fields right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2013, 12:01 am
also a really bad Neil young song..(aren't they all?)
MissPriss - September 19, 2013, 11:54 pm
Sadly, 5L too true. I've lived most of my life in the country and year after year if it wasn't for crop insurance there wouldn't be any $ at all. Huge thank you to all the farmers that are able to put food on MY table every year.


Just a Matter of Time -


TAGS: birds crows farmers pesticides attack
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 10, 2014, 12:57 am
Whoever heard of an omnivore with a "slim selection of food"? They'll eat the pigeons first.
Bandit5906 - September 9, 2014, 11:06 pm
How about the birds which eat insects until the grain is available? Pheasants, partridge, quail and such?
GaryO - September 9, 2014, 11:00 pm
Good'n, Hitchcrotch
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2014, 4:17 pm
Cool, thanks Priss. I keep forgetting about Shivers.
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:38 pm
Crotchety...drop this over at shivers too! Gave me the heebie geebies cuz it's 5L real!


remember to breathe -




times have changed -




Hi ho hi ho, off my nut I go -




SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE -


TAGS: shake your antfarm
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - June 30, 2011, 9:24 pm
There aren't that many upsides to growing old. Being able to get back at your kids by turning your grandkids into pranksters is one of the few pleasures that you've earned. Now go give those kids some ice cream for breakfast and sit back and enjoy. =)
Airman - June 30, 2011, 6:19 pm
I certainly did
rerun - June 30, 2011, 6:15 pm

I hope you reminded Mr. NoFun he did the same thing as a kid.
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:35 am
I am in trouble with my son. I introduced a magnifying glass to my 2 grandsons at his house last weekend. They had a lot of fun with the ants on the sidewalk, till Mr NoFun stopped us
Greeny - June 30, 2011, 6:01 am
I put a small piece of chocolate by a trail of ants; one found it but couldn't lift it & went back for help. Before they got back I picked up the chocolate - when they arrived & couldn't find it, they killed the first ant... they have no sense of humor
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2011, 9:17 pm
My brother and I used to collect snakes and turtles and pit them against each other in an ATV trailer. Ant piles where doused in gas and stirred with a stick before ignition. Take that Greenpeace!
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:11 pm
When I was a child, the kid across the street and myself dumped two ant farm into an empty bathtub and watched them slaughter each other for the better part of an afternoon. It was the highlight of my 7 year old life at the time.
rerun - June 29, 2011, 5:34 pm

wow, this brings back some great memories. I used to love my ant farm


some people -




Twisted Words -


TAGS: play on words meanings farmers fields cows bulls
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:56 pm
Take his wife...seriously?
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:32 pm
Ouch! Rodney Dangerfield?


KENYA A&M -


TAGS: kenya college not just farming
Rating: 4.63/5

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:56 pm
f***ing perfect!
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 10:28 am
5L and a bag of wouln'ts. they mighty tasty with a cold beer
spacedog - July 11, 2010, 5:54 pm
LOL. It does look a lot like spring break at Fort Lauderdale. Great job Aggy. 5L
Cubbybear - July 11, 2010, 1:29 pm
They're still in the desert...get the hell out of the desert
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Looks like a Mooooooooooo family reunion.


DISAPPOINTMENT -




Wind Farm Bill -


TAGS: wind farm bill voted down
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 1, 2013, 2:34 am
Nice! I love the ticker on this one. I like them all, but there's something frighteningly realistic about this one.


MOTIFAKE MODERATORS -


TAGS: vintage farm ph**o motifake humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - December 29, 2013, 3:18 pm

Oh, I forgot to tell you--it's in your yard. Pay no attention to the long double furrow in the grass. It'll grow back.
Greeny - December 29, 2013, 3:05 pm
Where's the plow?


ADMIT IT - You shook it, didn't you? More than once YES you did


TAGS: ant farms
Rating: 3.66/5

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Zed - November 25, 2009, 11:37 am
Actually, it is. Most of an ants diet in the wild consists of high-sugar plant sources anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:37 am
Healthy? I wouldn't know......I drink Gravy with breakfast.
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:35 am
that doesn't sound healthy
Zed - November 25, 2009, 11:35 am
Sugar cubes. Drop one in the top, they're happy little arthropods.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:34 am
Feed? I dunno.....they're like goldfish.......buying a new one is cheaper than feeding.
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:33 am
lmao, I am! How do you feed them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:32 am
Then get one, they're fun!! and when you're angry you can shake them.....it's like a stress ball.
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:30 am
Ooooh... want one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:19 am
Ant farms are alive and well.www.antstuff.net
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 11:13 am
Yep, but if you don't like the person fill it will fire ants
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:01 am
Is it still possible to buy one of these?
boeweizer - November 25, 2009, 8:42 am
honestly nope i would if i had one but i never did
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:34 am
Okay! Okay! I admit it...I shook the little bastard once or twice...but I didn't leave any bruises! Wait, what? Ant farm? Oh yeah...I was talking about...the ant farm...too.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:06 pm
Love it ... and no I didn't!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:15 pm
Yes! The poor-kid's etch-a-sketch!


THIS TIME -


TAGS: orwellian animal farm humor
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

temp - October 24, 2009, 2:48 am
Even if they're his own nuts.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:06 pm
Beautiful. 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 1:11 pm
Thanks guys...even a blind squirrel finds a nut
RON - October 23, 2009, 12:14 pm
SAD...an early rum and coke...lol
RON - October 23, 2009, 12:13 pm
MY 5L...Squealer so say looking...lol
Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:29 am
Way cool.


FARMERS - Now are farming kinetic energy on coaster farms.


TAGS: farmer
Rating: 2.86/5

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A WARRANTED ACTION - Squealer quarantined for lacking an AVATAR.




BUNGLE - IN THE JUNGLE




PICKPOCKETING - is running rampant in the mean streets of Nebraska


TAGS: pickpocket goat farm
Rating: 2.5/5

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Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
"Mean streets of Nebraska",the ultimate Oxymoron.


antacid -




Country Folk -




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - Wrong Turn -


TAGS: famous last words wrong turn spider farm nuclear power
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 21, 2018, 8:02 pm
Yet another good poster with that sign! There's been several, both here and elsewhere. Good 1 JW!


Scan Comedy -


TAGS: barcode scanner farm country
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - October 10, 2015, 10:13 am
This is one of the few times i wish i had a smartphone.
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:00 pm
Hahahahaha


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